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« Reply #315 on: June 02, 2009, 10:59:09 AM »

WOW!! Ah good jokes mi hear!!

The Difference Between Men And Women

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.
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« Reply #316 on: November 17, 2009, 05:08:28 AM »

A man walked to the top of a hill to talk to G-d.
The man asked, "G-d what is a million years to you?"
And G-d said, " A minute.
Then the man asked, "Well, what's a million dollars to you?"
And G-d said, "A penny. "
Then the man asked, "G-d . . .  can I have a penny?"
And G-d said, "Sure . . .  in a minute. "

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« Reply #317 on: July 25, 2010, 01:15:20 PM »

"war don't decide who is right, only who is left"
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« Reply #318 on: May 02, 2011, 08:47:42 PM »

Here is a joke  Grin


There’s a man who has such big feet that when it rains, he lies down and uses them as umbrellas.
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