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« on: November 24, 2007, 10:55:05 PM » |
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I once met a Rastafari robot. He was made of steel, but he had an iron eye.
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I met a Rasta from Ireland, his nickname was Padlocks.
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What do Rastas have in common with Scotland?
Lochs.
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A Rasta man was recently arrested under suspicion of stealing a famous dog.
The man's apartment was raided by the police, but the dog was not found.
However, a suitcase containing £500,000 was discovered underneath his bed.
The police interviewed the Rasta man:
"Where did you get the money? We know that guys like you don't just get half a million pounds saved up for a rainy day, in a suitcase under the bed", asked the detective.
The Rasta man replied "Me nah tell you nutt'n!"
The detective said "Look, rasta. I'm gonna ask you one more time. Someone who fits your description was seen stealing a famous dog last night. Where did you get the money?"
The Rasta said nothing.
The police detective punched the Rasta guy in the face, pushed him off his chair, kicked him in the nuts, grabbed him by the dreadlocks and threw him up against the wall.
"WHERE DID YOU GET THE GOD DAMNED MONEY?!"
The Rasta could take no more. "Ok, ok mon, me tell you where me get de money!"
"Where?" The police detective shouted, angrily.
The Rasta man replied "... Me highly sell Lassie"
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« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2007, 11:36:47 PM » |
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A Rasta man went to visit an old family friend.The Rasta Man knocked pon di door and somebody inside seh "a who dat?" the Rastaman replied"It is InI, Jah Rasatafari, King of kings,Lord of lords, the Conquering Lion of The Tribe of Judah,Son of Haile Sellasie I"The person inside replied"a me one dey ya and mi nah open di door fi so much of ouno"
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« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2007, 12:26:51 AM » |
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lol iron eye
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« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2007, 04:08:59 PM » |
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A Rasta man went to visit an old family friend.The Rasta Man knocked pon di door and somebody inside seh "a who dat?" the Rastaman replied"It is InI, Jah Rasatafari, King of kings,Lord of lords, the Conquering Lion of The Tribe of Judah,Son of Haile Sellasie I"The person inside replied"a me one dey ya and mi nah open di door fi so much of ouno"
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« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2007, 10:53:16 AM » |
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Hahahaha I dont get it =( |
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« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2007, 09:43:43 PM » |
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InI will try and explain seen, The mon that the Rastamon went to visit is not Rasta and obviously doesnt over stand the greeting seen, so when the Rasta seh it is InI, Jah RasTafrai, King of kings Lord of Lords ect the mon get frightened about having so many unexpected guests .........although it was just one Rasta .
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« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2007, 09:56:43 PM » |
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Where do rastas keep huge amounts of jam?
In an almighty jar.
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I saw a some dreadlocked guys wearing glasses, so I shouted out "Rastafoureyes"!
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