A man walked to the top of a hill to talk to G-d.
The man asked, "G-d what is a million years to you?"
And G-d said, " A minute.
Then the man asked, "Well, what's a million dollars to you?"
And G-d said, "A penny. "
Then the man asked, "G-d . . . can I have a penny?"
And G-d said, "Sure . . . in a minute. "
Shalom Aleychem
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